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a stroke of deLay » 1 year, 1 month, 15 days

Sat, 23 May 2009 02:18:21 -0600

a stroke of deLay » 1 year, 1 month, 15 days

"But no dessert, I’m not a goddamned bank."

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:13:50 -0700

“But no dessert, I’m not a goddamned bank.”

- Megan Fox: Stop Jerking Us Around | Manolith

Fat ladies floated in the sky like balloons

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:46:21 -0700

Fat ladies floated in the sky like balloons:

poundsforlife:

“He’s a natural disaster and you’re trailer city, Florence rasped, then took another drag of her cigarette.”

Roomate read this to me last night. This story has parallels for us both, oddly enough.

Modern Proverbs by Nikki Farquharson - My Modern Metropolis

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:27:20 -0700

Modern Proverbs by Nikki Farquharson - My Modern Metropolis

"Two months ago, I mentioned that the terrible twos weren’t an issue for us. I may be rethinking that..."

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:04:45 -0700

“Two months ago, I mentioned that the terrible twos weren’t an issue for us. I may be rethinking that position… at least until the Sesame Street Police Department show up at my door with a restraining order for my daughter, the Elmo stalker.”

- How About Two? - A Daddy Blog: Life on the (Sesame) Street

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Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:25:38 -0700

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"11. You find yourself pitching Twitter any chance you get, to friends, family and…anyone that will..."

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:14:39 -0700

“11. You find yourself pitching Twitter any chance you get, to friends, family and…anyone that will listen”

- Satisfaction 2.0 » Blog Archive » You Know You Are Addicted To Twitter When…

"she lost interest and went on her way. I had to wonder: Did I just show a killer whale how to throw..."

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:47:50 -0700

“she lost interest and went on her way. I had to wonder: Did I just show a killer whale how to throw snowballs?”

- Scientist Has ‘Snowball Fight’ With a Killer Whale - Yahoo! News

I can haz friday?

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 03:03:56 -0700

In soviet russia, Friday haz YOU!

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Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:32:36 -0700

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Crashing phoenix

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:01:25 -0700

That’s how I feel somedays.

"Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as..."

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:53:04 -0700

““Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB’s, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren’t likely to argue about bedtime.” P. J. O’Rourke”

- Bedtime quotes & quotations

Faith

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:28:23 -0700

I has it.

Now I just to figure out the rest.

Oh joy.

Sick

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:58:00 -0700

Since this thing isn’t really “connected” to my main blog, twitter, Facebook or whatever…I think I have some freedom to just lay it out here. I figure it’ll get discovered eventually and I’ll be strung up by my toes by the Spanish Inquisition (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!) and that’ll will be the rightious and holy end to me.

I’m at a point now where I’m unsure of a lot of things. Between my job, living situation and nagging doubts in regards to some church related things…I’m a little bit on the ropes. Mind you, not like “One more trip to the ropes and he’s a goner John!” kind of thing, but more of a “Why the hell is he spending so much on time on the ropes John?” kind of thing.

I had a sick day today and I know tomorrow will being the holy fire of catch up. I just wanted to express my wishy washy wanderings to the internets and the few that actually do read this.

I may do a more intense and focused blog on the public blog later but…let’s just keep this between you and me, k?

"There’s no link between diabetes and diet! That’s a white myth, like Larry Bird, or Colorado!"

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:53:43 -0700

““There’s no link between diabetes and diet! That’s a white myth, like Larry Bird, or Colorado!””

- Tracy Jordan (via poundsforlife) According to roomate, I need to watch more 30 Rock.

When you find something...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:41:00 -0700

That you enjoy, never let go.

Never stop doing it.

Ever. If you do it’ll take a knock down drag out fight to get it back.

Feeling pure joy in a moment and getting that smile of simple and pure unadulterated freedom from anything that will hold you down…

That is what makes us who we are. That is who we are.

When you find it, when that moment strikes…

Hold onto it as if your very life depended on it.

Because sometimes…it does.

via ageofhooper.typepad.com Shots from above blog of Inaug

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:51:54 -0700

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Shots from above blog of Inaug

via ageofhooper.typepad.com Shots from above blog of...

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:51:10 -0700

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Shots from above blog of Inaug…this one is pretty cool. Cept the Chicago Bears fan. He’s needs to go. :)

via ageofhooper.typepad.com Shots from above blog of Inaug

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:50:19 -0700

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Shots from above blog of Inaug

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Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:12:43 -0700

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That’s certainly mature. Can I do the same to Obama’s wax figure when I don’t agree with what he’s done? Come on America, let’s try and take the high road!