May 2009
1 post
a stroke of deLay » 1 year, 1 month, 15 days →
March 2009
1 post
“But no dessert, I’m not a goddamned bank.”
– Megan Fox: Stop Jerking Us Around | Manolith
February 2009
9 posts
Fat ladies floated in the sky like balloons →
poundsforlife:
“He’s a natural disaster and you’re trailer city, Florence rasped, then took another drag of her cigarette.”
Roomate read this to me last night. This story has parallels for us both, oddly enough.
“Two months ago, I mentioned that the terrible twos weren’t an issue for us. I...”
– How About Two? - A Daddy Blog: Life on the (Sesame) Street
“11. You find yourself pitching Twitter any chance you get, to friends, family...”
– Satisfaction 2.0 » Blog Archive » You Know You Are Addicted To Twitter When…
“she lost interest and went on her way. I had to wonder: Did I just show a killer...”
– Scientist Has ‘Snowball Fight’ With a Killer Whale - Yahoo! News
I can haz friday?
In soviet russia, Friday haz YOU!
Crashing phoenix
That’s how I feel somedays.
January 2009
16 posts
“Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television...”
– Bedtime quotes & quotations
Faith
I has it.
Now I just to figure out the rest.
Oh joy.
Sick
Since this thing isn’t really “connected” to my main blog, twitter, Facebook or whatever…I think I have some freedom to just lay it out here. I figure it’ll get discovered eventually and I’ll be strung up by my toes by the Spanish Inquisition (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!) and that’ll will be the rightious and holy end to me.
I’m at a...
“There’s no link between diabetes and diet! That’s a white myth, like Larry Bird,...”
– Tracy Jordan (via poundsforlife) According to roomate, I need to watch more 30 Rock.
When you find something...
That you enjoy, never let go.
Never stop doing it.
Ever. If you do it’ll take a knock down drag out fight to get it back.
Feeling pure joy in a moment and getting that smile of simple and pure unadulterated freedom from anything that will hold you down…
That is what makes us who we are. That is who we are.
When you find it, when that moment strikes…
Hold onto it as if...
Bah
Humbug.
I think...
…that I might just have to slap someone. I ain’t sayin’ who…
I believe...
..that in the time we spend creating the everyday drama and roadblocks to throw down in front of those around us we could be doing so much more in this world. In the time it takes to concoct these disruptive and inane plots…we could have probably cured cancer or something. Seriously. Is there no hope for mankind?
“White & Nerdy
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know...”
– WeirdAl, White and Nerdy
“Daniel: [laughs] Aren’t you a bit young to be in love? Sam: No. Daniel:...”
– Love Actually (2003) - Memorable quotes
What have we become...
…when someone doesn’t update their tumblr in forevah’? What is wrong with this world…soon you’re gonna tell me dogs and cats are living togeth…wait, they are? Aw crap.
May 2008
2 posts
“JG: Do you think that Israel is a drag on America’s reputation overseas? BO: No,...”
– lgf: Obama: Israel is A Constant Sore
“One of the best moments of the afternoon was when two men became so irritated by...”
– May Day Demonstration - Los Angeles, CA on May 1, 2008
“New handheld medical scanners coupled with regular cell phones resemble...”
– Real Trekkie Tricorder Invented - Yahoo! News
“Whenever we have a student who, for whatever reason, does not return home from a...”
– 9NEWS - Article - Columbine student missing after trip to D.C.
April 2008
13 posts
“At some point … we are going to have a magnitude 6 or 7,” Gibbons...”
– Scientists seek clues as Reno earthquakes keep shaking - Yahoo! News
“If I want a job cleaning your company’s toilets, I’ll have to present proof of...”
– Michelle Malkin » LA Times Goes Wall-to-Wall on Special Order 40
“Why, then, are there more male bloggers than female? The answer is simple, and...”
– Hot Air » Blog Archive » Does the blogosphere “ghettoize” female writers?
“While the world awaits Robert Mugabe’s departure from Zimbabwe, we have watched...”
– Hot Air » Blog Archive » Venezuela cements its economic doom
“Actually, blogging is kind of therapeutic. Especially when you’re a red-state...”
– Michelle Malkin » Blogging Yourself to Death?
“It comes down to the application of “zero tolerance”. While assaulting a female...”
– Hot Air » Blog Archive » Zero-tolerance stupidity: 6-year-old labeled a “sexual harasser” Update: Sexual Harassment Panda
“This is smart politics, and it’s long overdue from Republicans. McCain may not...”
– Hot Air » Blog Archive » McCain booed in Memphis — but outlasts it
“A senior BNP leader with a strong chance of winning a seat in the London...”
– lgf: especially put black and thick packet on the head
March 2008
25 posts
“I went to 80 countries, you know. I gave contemporaneous accounts, I wrote about...”
– Clinton ‘misspoke’ about ‘96 Bosnia trip - Yahoo! News
“You’re the coolest failed incompetent candidate in the schoolyard, Hillary.”
– Hot Air » Blog Archive » CBS reporter on Hillary’s Bosnia trip: Yes, I can confirm she’s a shameless liar
“FORT HOOD – Five-year-old Gaven Cox was given one wish to do anything he wanted.”
– Small soldier gets his wish
“Mmhmm. All you smug idealists are laughing at this newbie/idjit. The consumer is...”
– Martian Headsets - Joel on Software
“But, of course, if that had happened, maybe the web would never have taken off...”
– Martian Headsets - Joel on Software
“Police seek shoplifter that might smell good”
– 9NEWS - Local - Article - Police seek shoplifter that might smell good
“The nutball who threatened to bomb the Gathering of Eagles has upped the ante:”
– Michelle Malkin » The anti-recruiter movement: Bombs, vandalism, assassination threats, and now a call to “cage” the troops
“Next week in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, anti-war lunatics are planning to storm a...”
– lgf: Anti-War Loons Plan to Imprison Recruiters in Pittsburgh