posted : Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

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“ But no dessert, I’m not a goddamned bank.

posted : Friday, March 6th, 2009

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posted : Monday, February 23rd, 2009

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reblogged from : Woefully Inconsistent Delusions of Adequacy

posted : Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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“ Two months ago, I mentioned that the terrible twos weren’t an issue for us. I may be rethinking that position… at least until the Sesame Street Police Department show up at my door with a restraining order for my daughter, the Elmo stalker.

posted : Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

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posted : Monday, February 9th, 2009

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“ 11. You find yourself pitching Twitter any chance you get, to friends, family and…anyone that will listen

posted : Monday, February 9th, 2009

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“ she lost interest and went on her way. I had to wonder: Did I just show a killer whale how to throw snowballs?

posted : Monday, February 9th, 2009

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I can haz friday?

In soviet russia, Friday haz YOU!

posted : Friday, February 6th, 2009

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posted : Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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Crashing phoenix

That’s how I feel somedays.

posted : Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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“ Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB’s, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren’t likely to argue about bedtime.” P. J. O’Rourke

posted : Friday, January 30th, 2009

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Faith

I has it.

Now I just to figure out the rest.

Oh joy.

posted : Thursday, January 29th, 2009

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Sick

Since this thing isn’t really “connected” to my main blog, twitter, Facebook or whatever…I think I have some freedom to just lay it out here.  I figure it’ll get discovered eventually and I’ll be strung up by my toes by the Spanish Inquisition (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!) and that’ll will be the rightious and holy end to me.

I’m at a point now where I’m unsure of a lot of things.  Between my job, living situation and nagging doubts in regards to some church related things…I’m a little bit on the ropes.  Mind you, not like “One more trip to the ropes and he’s a goner John!” kind of thing, but more of a “Why the hell is he spending so much on time on the ropes John?” kind of thing.

I had a sick day today and I know tomorrow will being the holy fire of catch up.  I just wanted to express my wishy washy wanderings to the internets and the few that actually do read this.

I may do a more intense and focused blog on the public blog later but…let’s just keep this between you and me, k?

posted : Monday, January 26th, 2009

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“ There’s no link between diabetes and diet! That’s a white myth, like Larry Bird, or Colorado!
— Tracy Jordan (via poundsforlife) According to roomate, I need to watch more 30 Rock.

posted : Monday, January 26th, 2009

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